The Manifesto of the Palepayasists

National Anthem

Estas son las paleta payasos 

Que cantaba el rey paleta 

Hoy por ser dia de payaso

Te las cantamos a ti 

1. The Palepayasists unite to ameliorate 

the reputation of our revered Paleta Payaso, deeming other candies illegal,                      obsolete 

                                       and therefore                   in comparison.

2. Our organization strives to e x p u n g e candy confectionaries, only excluding the glorious RICOLINO. 

3. At least one Paleta Payaso must be consumed each day in order to pay homage and respect to the Great Paleta Payaso.

4. “Una paleta payaso al día, te llena de alegría.” (a Paleta Payaso a day makes you shout hooray!) 

5. The letter “VV” grants far too much sublimity and impeccability to a common item or ideal; this letter at the time of Ricolino’s rule should immediately be referred to as only ample ‘circus peanuts’ and all terms of the nature containing these forbidden ‘circus peanuts’ are to be subject to they’re ceasing of existence and full elimination.  

6. Palepaysism embraces being DISSIMILAR. Each region of the paleta payaso globe  is composed of different candies all made by our savior                              RICOLINO.

7. The flags of each region are COMPELLED to have a paleta payaso for acquiescence.

8. Ricolino is our eternal god; our sacred paleta payaso is jesus.

9. Personages involved in the making of paleta payasos are EXALTED.

10. A keychain bearing the image of a unique Paleta Payaso, assigned to individuals at birth, must be conveyed to every destination.

11. Lacking this identification vindicates immediate incarceration, enforced by the Palepayasoist police force.

12.  Our international form of currency shall be made up of coins and dollar bills, but the currency shall display our Great Ricolino God and our Great Paleta Payaso Ruler 

13. The only candies that shall be manufactured shall be ones produced by Ricolino, like the Great Ricolino Intended

14.  Anyone that makes a comment about perfection or mentions other candies that aren’t by ricolino shall be banished to Paleta Payaso prison

15.  Other candy regions/countries shall have smaller rulers that fall under the command of the Great Paleta Payaso

16.  If one DISREGARDS these predominant rules, one shall be TRANSMOGRIFIED into a paleta payaso.

Created by:

Lucia Menegon-Garcia

Jakub Tinoco

Clara Knutson

Isabella Sanchez Wilson